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In an international packed with inspirational know-it-alls and quotable blowhards, just one determine is detached adequate to inform the cranky fact: Grumpy Cat. Following the good fortune of her New York Times bestselling debut, everyone's favourite disgruntled tom cat is again with this demotivational advisor to daily life, love, friendship, and extra. that includes many new images of Grumpy Cat's recognized frown and choked with uninspiring observations, The Grumpy consultant to Life might help an individual get involved with their internal grouch.

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