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By Tucker Max

The New York Times bestselling writer of I wish They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes end First supplies a brand new number of thirty a hundred% real, a hundred% specific tales of comically perverse excess.

Another installment in Tucker Max’s sequence of reports approximately his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What started as an easy sentence on an imprecise site, “My identify is Tucker Max, and i'm an asshole,” and constructed into infamously genre-defining books, I desire They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes end First, ends right here.

But as you have to anticipate from Tucker by way of now, he's going out with a bang—literally and figuratively. during this ebook, you’ll examine:

* easy methods to dwell and paintings in Cancun, whereas nonetheless enrolled in legislation university

* Why Halloween is actually amazing

* how you can subtly torture a highstrung roommate until eventually he explodes with livid anger over a lost condiment

* What quite occurred while a grimy competition lady attempted to sue Tucker simply because he advised the reality

* Why you want to by no means settle for a do-it-yourself deal with from a hippie with a van

As we’ve come to profit from Tucker, assholes do end first...but every little thing comes with a value.

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