By Tom Lichtenheld, Ezra Fields-Meyer
It's an E-mergency! The letter E took a tumble and the single strategy to get her again on her foot is for individuals to forestall utilizing her. yet who can take her position? the opposite letters need to decide ASAP. Z is simply too sleepy and Y asks method too many questions. fortunately, O rolls in to attempt and shop the day. Now E can rost up and obtained bottor . . . so long as ovorybody follows the rulos. Chock-full of verbal and visible puns, this zany booklet is bound to tickle either the mind and the humorous bone.
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O: “BUT I’M SOOOO Busy! WHY CAN’T one of many CONSONANTS support OUT? ” A: “DON’T BE OBNOXIOUS, O, you recognize THE CONSONANTS simply communicate GIBBERISH with out US VOWELS! ” Y: “SO, not anyone CAN USE E, together with US? ” A: “THAT’S correct. beginning straight away, IT’S O rather than E. THAT’S IT, PORIOD. ” A AND EXCLAMATION MARK MADE the massive assertion. A: “E IS INJUROD AND CAN’T paintings, SO O needs to BO USOD INSTOAD OF E. ” I: “DO! now not! USO! E! until eventually! SHO! ROCOVORS! OR! YOU! might INFLICT! PORMANONT! INJURY!! ” D AND C WENT TO WASHINGTON TO ALERT THE U. S. executive. ” D: “WO NOOD complete GOVORNMONT COOPORATION, together with THE OPA, THO FCC, THO FDIC, NASA, FOMA, AND OSHA! ” C: “OVORYBODY needs to persist with OUR directions approximately THO LOTTOR TO THE LOTTOR! ” “THIS WON’T BO OSAY! ” AND the remainder of THE LETTERS TALKED IT UP at the speak exhibits. “HOW ARO YOU men DOING with out YOUR FRIOND? ” A: “WOLL, O COULDN’T BO HORO BOCAUSO HO’S TOO BUSY FILLING IN FOR E, yet THO ROST folks SOOM TO BO DOING simply FINO. ” R: “ARRR! GUOSS WHAT i'm! ” S: “LOOK AT MO! I’M ON television! ” H: “HI, mother! ” P: “I HAVO to visit THO rest room. ” U: “AGAIN?! ” N: “YOU SHOULDN’T sit down TOGOTHOR! ” O DID HIS most sensible FILLING IN FOR E, however the effects have been really complicated. TO MAKE concerns WORSE, E WASN’T convalescing. THE M-Ds COULDN’T work out WHY. “WO DID all types OF TOSTS…” “…INCLUDING AN M-R-I, A CAT test AND AN O-K-G. ” “HOR TOMPORATURO IS FINO. ” “BUT SHO’S nonetheless no longer ROADY to return TO paintings! ” Y: “WHY, OH WHY, ISN’T OUR blood brother GOTTING BOTTOR? ” A made up our minds THEY had to make a journey TO unfold THE observe concerning the LETTER. R: “I’M ROADY TO ROAM! ” O: “I’M ON BOARD! ” A: “PACK YOUR luggage, LOTTORS. IT’S TIMO FOR A JOURNOY! ” D: “I’M D-LIGHTOD! ” T: “I’M TAKING all of it! ” W: “I’M understanding A PLAN! ” I: “I’M IN! ” P: “I’M PACKOD! ” ! : “I’M OXCITOD!! ” THEY TRAVELED close to… T: “DON’T fear, men, IT’S TOMRORARY! ” U: “IT simply DOOSN’T HAVO THO SAMO RING TO IT, DOOS IT? ” after they bought domestic, E nonetheless WASN’T RECOVERED. THE LETTERS HAD an issue. “WO’VO BOON PATIONT, yet OUR PATIONT continues to be unwell! ” W: “SOMOBODY IS DISOBOYING OUR LOTTOR legislations! ” ! : “WAIT!! i feel i do know WHO THO offender IS! ” “HOY NARRATOR! cease utilizing OUR BOD-RIDDON blood brother, straight away! ” SO THO final PORSON utilizing YOU-KNOW-WHO, STOPPOD. N: “THAT’S BOTOR. ” fast AS A WINK, SHO used to be OUT OF BOD AND ROADY to return TO paintings. simply IN TIMO FOR… the tip. FREQUENCY OF USE within the ENGLISH LANGUAGE E 12. 702% T nine. 056% A eight. 167% O 7. 507% I 6. 966% N 6. 749% S 6. 327% H 6. 094% R five. 987% D four. 253% L four. 025% C 2. 782% U 2. 758% M 2. 406% W 2. 360% F 2. 228% G 2. 015% Y 1. 974% P 1. 929% B 1. 492% V zero. 978% okay zero. 772% J zero. 153% X zero. one hundred fifty% Q zero. 095% Z zero. 074% in regards to the Authors TOM LICHTENHELD loves drawing images and telling foolish tales. His books contain the recent York occasions most sensible Duck! Rabbit! , Shark Vs. teach, and Goodnight, Goodnight, development web site. He lives in Geneva, Illinois. EZRA FIELDS-MEYER is a highschool pupil and a professional on lively video clips and animals.