By David Wong
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You would not have touched this booklet along with your naked hands.
NO, do not placed it down. it truly is too overdue.
They're staring at you.
My identify is David Wong. My ally is John. these names are faux. you need to switch yours.
You would possibly not need to know concerning the issues you are going to learn on those pages, approximately the sauce, approximately Korrok, in regards to the invasion, and the longer term. yet it truly is too overdue. You touched the publication. you are within the online game. you are less than the eye.
The basically protection is wisdom. you must learn John Dies on the End, to the top. Even the half with the bratwurst. Why? you simply need to belief me.
The vital factor is this:
The drug is named Soy Sauce and it offers clients a window into one other size.
John and that i by no means had the opportunity to decline.
You nonetheless do.
Unfortunately for us, for those who make the correct selection, we will have a far more durable time explaining easy methods to fight off the otherworldly invasion at the moment threatening to enslave humanity.
i am sorry to have concerned you during this, i actually am. yet as you examine those negative occasions and the very dark epoch the area is set to go into accordingly, it will be important you retain something in brain:
None of this is often was once my fault.