By Keith Melton
The 1st bullet is usually unfastened. After that, you gotta pay.
Zero puppy Missions, ebook 1
After by chance blowing up either a shopper facility and a comfortable urban agreement within the similar day, pyromancer and mercenary captain Andrea Walker is scrambling to avoid wasting her 0 canines. A group together with (but no longer constrained to) a sexually repressed succubus, a werewolf with something for overall healthiness meals, a sarcastic tank driver/aspiring romance novelist, a three-hundred-pound calico cat, and a big demon who relatively likes to blow stuff up.
With the financial disaster vultures circling, native land protection throws her a high-paying, temporary agreement even the 0 canine can’t screw up: ruin a capitalist necromancer bent on dominating the gelatin with an all-zombie group. The capture? She has to tackle precise Forces Captain Jake Sanders, a guy who threatens either the lifestyles of the workforce and Andrea’s planned avoidance of romantic entanglements.
As Andrea lines to carry her dysfunctional group jointly lengthy sufficient to derail the company zombie apocalypse, the possibility of having her center run over via a tank tread is the least of her concerns. the govt. by no means does something with no an ulterior reason. Jake may be the key to success…or simply one other undesirable day on the place of work for the Zeroes.
Warning: includes particular language, extreme motion and violence, rampaging zombie hordes, a heroine with an perspective and flamethrower, specified Forces commandos, ninjas, apocalyptic necromancer capitalist machinations, absurd parody and mayhem, self-deluded humor, irreverence, geek humor, mutant cats, low-brow comedy, and banana-kiwi-flavored gelatin.